What is your Battle Cry??

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Postby Cabernet » Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:39 am

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the tundra! It is Cabernet, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls thunderously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"


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Postby lauranthala » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:30 am

Lo! Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Lauranthala, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Mangina's of the world, rejoice!
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Postby Gwynder » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:08 pm

Running across the steppes, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Gwynder! And he gives a low cry:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!"


Hahah not bad !
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Postby ChelequaRom » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:20 pm

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the terrain! It is Boidarc, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"
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Postby Khirsath » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:28 pm

I tried it twice. Once with my rangers name and once with my real name.

Prowling amidst the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Khirsath! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

" I'm going to torment you with such wanton cruelty, you'll reincarnate as an X-file! "

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the icy wasteland! It is Patrick, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls apocalyptically:

" You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom! "
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Postby Ariowen Dor'drondel » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:49 pm

Stalking along the fields, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Ariowen! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to fuck you until you turn magenta, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"


All I can say is wow.
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Postby Renwin » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:29 pm

Stalking through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Renwin! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"
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Postby Ueauvan » Wed May 02, 2007 5:10 am

Skulking amidst the tundra, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ueauvan! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm seriously going to punch you until you are tax-deductible!!!"

why did i think of Bruce and Ashe ^^
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Postby Broncoandy » Wed May 02, 2007 9:33 pm

Zang! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Bronco, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
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Postby Sevaren » Wed May 02, 2007 10:45 pm

Rampaging across the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sevaren! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you like a wrecking ball!!!"
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Postby RastizakL » Wed May 30, 2007 8:14 pm

Who is that, striding out of the icy wasteland! It is Rastizak, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you past the point of no return!"
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Postby Blueyez » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:50 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the cliffs! It is Blueyez, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"
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Postby Completely Freakinaked » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:21 am

Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Completely! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you so painfully, you will polymorph into a hobbit!!"

How perfect.
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Postby Weilan » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:45 am

Stalking amidst the tarmac, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Weilan! And he gives a booming scream:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"
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Postby Irongron » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:59 pm

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